…. My book was “Perks of Being a Wallflower” And is says, “Brad wouldn’t even let Patrick hold him, which seems rather sad to me because if I have sex with someone, I would want to hold them.”
“They’re testing long range missiles that are capable of carrying nukes as far as the pacific ocean.”
“The second sort of unprofitable arms are auxiliaries, by whom I mean, troops brought to help and protect you by a potentate whom you summon to your aid; as when in recent times, Pop Julius II observing the pitiful behaviour of his mercenaries at the enterprise of Ferrara, betook himself to auxiliaries, and arranged with Ferdinand of Spain to be supplied with horse and foot soldiers.”
"It must have been particularly inconvenient for the spectators in the gallery, who were forced to question the members of the audience in a low voice, with fearful side-glances at the Examining Magistrate, to find out what was happening."
Be as cynical as you want about Invisible Children, but for fuck’s sake, if they didn’t exist then 80,000,000 people would instead be having long, pointless conversations about which cat videos should go in this week’s list of the top fucking cat videos of the stupid fucking week.